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PLEASE NOTE COMMUNION SERVICE ONLY ON WEDNESDAY

Monday      August 12^th

7:00 PM      Rose Teryek r/o Don & Sue Hentz

Tuesday     August 13^th Pontian & Hippolytus, martyrs

   8:00 AM   Armand Santini r/o family

Wednesday  Aug 14^th Maximillian Mary Kolbe, priest

   8:00 AM   COMMUNION SERVICE ONLY

Thursday      August 15^th Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary

   8:00 AM   Toby Gaddis r/o Sherry Gaddis

    7:00 PM   Frank Healy r/o Lionel & Josephine Martens

Friday           August 16^th Stephen of Hungary

   8:00 AM   Mary Meyner r/o Elizabeth Connelly

Saturday       August 17^th

   8:00 AM   Peter Wagner r/o wife, Ginny

 

SUNDAY MASSES

Saturday       August 17^th

    5:30 PM   James A. Frederick r/o Mraz & Mosko families

Sunday         August 18^th 20^th Sunday in Ordinary Time

   8:00 AM   Sanko Amditis r/o Diane Cassidy & Maria Larangeira

10:00 AM   Sara Jimenez r/o her family

12 NOON     Mary Bennett r/o Margery Borysewicz

 

AUGUST 15^TH IS A HOLY DAY OF OBLIGATION.  MASS TIMES ARE 8:00 AM AND 7:00 PM.

 

SEPTEMBER 11^TH A MEMORIAL MASS WILL BE HELD FOR THE VICTIMS OF LAST YEARS TRAGEDY IN NEW YORK CITY AT 7:00 PM

 

CORRECTION

RIGHT REVEREND THOMAS CONFROY, O.S.B. WILL BE HERE ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28^TH AT THE 5:30 PM MASS TO ADMINISTER THE SACRAMENT OF CONFIRMATION.

 

 

PLEASE PRAY FOR ALL OF OUR PARISHIONERS who are sick at home, in the hospital or in nursing homes and especially for Linda Sylvester (wife of Dominick Jr.), Irene Valdata, James Cruise, Mary Kane, Diane (Lane) Stone, Florence Altiere, Sister Rose Marita Lake, Raffaella Shapiro, Mary Garretson, Theresa Jasinski, Sr. Mary Theresa Leddy, Haley Weber, Yoshiaki Nakata, Vincent Anatele, Marian Mraz, Rose Stevenson, Stephen Golaszewski, William Waverka, and Bishop Vincent DePaul Breen.

 

He said, "Come." Peter got out of the boat and began to walk on the water toward Jesus. But when he saw how (strong) the wind was he became frightened; and, beginning to sink, he cried out, "Lord, save me!" Immediately Jesus stretched out his hand and caught him, and said to him, "O you of little faith, why did you doubt?"  Matthew 14:29-31

 

God spoke to Elijah in a tiny whispering sound, not in the wind, the earthquake or the fire.  Is it possible that God is speaking to you in quiet, unassuming ways?  Is it possible that God is calling you to priesthood or religious life?  If this is a possibility, do not hide your face, but consider contacting the Vocations Office 732-562-1990 or e-mail Vocations@diometuchen.org.  Or visit our website at www.diometuchen.org/vocations

 

 

 

PRE-BAPTISMAL CLASS THERE WILL BE NO BAPTISM CLASS DURING THE MONTHS OF JULY & AUGUST.  The next Baptism Class will be held on Sept. 9, 2002.  Please call the Rectory to make arrangements

 

 

We plan to have a C.C.D. Kindergarten Program for the coming school year.  As of yet, no children have registered.  Registration forms can be picked up in the church hall, or you can register your child on-line.  There is no registration fee for kindergarten children. 

 

 

Raritan Valley Habitat for Humanity Job Opportunities

Office Manager for United Reformed Church in Somerville

And Site Supervisor for on-site crews on Saturdays.  If you are interested in either of these positions, please call Pam Ely at 908-704-0016 or email rhabitat@eclipse.net for information. 

 

Retrouvaille-A Lifeline for troubled marriages

Has your marriage become unloving or uncaring-your relationship grown cold, distance-thinking about a separation or divorce?  Are you already separated/divorced but (both of you) wish to try again? Retrouvaille (Rediscovery) sponsored by the Family Life Office/Diocese of Metuchen next program begins the weekend of Sept. 20-22, 2002.  All inquiries are confidential.  For further information, call 732-562-1990 Ext 1624 or Rich & Annette Colasuonno 732-679-8256.

 

This year, Bishop Paul G. Bootkoski will celebrate the Sacrament of Confirmation with adults on Sunday, December 8, 2002, at 3:00 PM at St. Francis Cathedral.  All candidates and their sponsors MUST attend the rehearsal on Tues, Dec. 3, at 7:00 PM.  Please contact the rectory for forms.  All forms must be in the rectory on or by Nov. 1, 2002.

 

Anyone interested in Cooperative Housing Corp., a not for profit organization that offers affordable shared housing for low to moderate income seniors, please contact Pearl Greenstein, Director of Social Services of CHC at 908-526-8130 for more information.

 

Things to remember:

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

I am having an out of money experience.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Practice safe eating--always use condiments.

A day without sunshine is like night.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

 

And this one is the real truth, so pay attention:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stopped laughing.

Audrey Eisman

 

ACTUAL WRITINGS ON HOSPITAL CHARTS BY DOCTORS:

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year

On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared

The patient is tearful and crying constantly.  She also appears to be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status:  Alive but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead

Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

 

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